Thinking of visiting Portland? Simply befuddled by the strangeness of the region? With this comprehensive guide in hand, you will never be lost within this magical city! Learn about all the restaurants in the area, the extensive use of symbols at each restaurant and what they mean, the best dog parks, the coolest and strangest entertainment in the area, and city activities for older adults who are stuck in a perpetual twenty-something state of mind. Whether you're there to stay or just visiting, traveling by foot or bicycle, find all the essentials you need to navigate this magical region!